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Shangre says: 17 Months AgoSo a little boy goes to his father and pulls his pants down and says:
Boy: " Dad what is this?"
Father: " Son thats your car park it in as many garages as you can."
Then a little girl goes to her mom and pulls her pants down and says:
Girl: " Mom what is this?"
Mother: " Hon thats your garage don't let any boy park his car in there."
So the next day the little girl comes home with blood all over her hands and the says:
Mom: " Oh my gosh what happend?"
Girl: " Oh some boy tried to park his car in my garage so I ripped off his back tires."
skye89 says: 16 Months AgoO_O Oh my, lol. Bit of a rude joke :P. I have a few rude jokes but I'll start with an innocent one.
One day a turtle was walking down the road when he got robbed by two snails.
Later that day the police ask the turtle what happened.
The turtle said "I can't remember, it all happened so fast!"
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
skye89 says: 16 Months AgoLol, gross :P.
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