I wish I could be invisible when I wanted to be

You toss the coin into the well making this infantile wish come true and all your teenaged fantasies start to become a reality. You visit the girl’s locker room in your former high school then make your way back stage to the latest Victoria’s Secret fashion show only to have your invisibility device fail from your own perspiration. Due to this misfortune you are caught in a rather compromising position and convicted of sex crimes and must register as a sexual deviant once a year for the rest of your life.

I wish I could grant a wish to ten people less fortunate than myself without becoming one…