Your wish is granted but alas, as with all those kind of wishes in a pique of anger you wish you were anyplace but here, so you are wisked to a strange planet with aliens (maybe not the same ones as u mentioned above

) that put you into a zoo. The wish granting genie of this planet can't understand you so your wish granting power is all messed up.
In keeping with my cheesey soundtrack : I wish I had a million dollars
