comes true but time reverses itself for it to happen and i end up on that cliff again hanging on to it.

i wish that withered old tree comes falling down instead of me and u are squashed beneath it. (muuhwahwahwaaa!)

aw!, now i cant spoil that can i?
ok, i keep the thesis and then i come down and put u together from all the squashed bits (im a genius remember?) then we both head to the nearest bar and buy each other a beer.

and i think im done spoiling wishes for now, next guy wish ur wish.

thats two wishes in one go. spoil them both? with pleasure..

i buy u all the beer u want that next morn u wake up with the mother of all hangovers and THEN im rite there raging for the game that u wish u hadn wished for anything in the first place

and i wish i hadn spent all my cash on beer with u,

You get a new computer with all the trimmings, but the electricity bill is too expensive, you can't pay it and your power is permanently cut off!

I wish for a tropical island holiday...

Alakazham you are genie in a bottle that is being put on Mars.

I wish for no winter.