You get your free internet, and your computer suddenly contracts a deadly virus that makes things explode, and it destroys every thing in a 2 foot radius of your monitor..

I wish to be able to swim...

No water in the world anymore. All vaporize because of global warming.

I wish to be ugly. (Does anybody think I'm a complete idiot?)

it comes true and u end up an ugly idiot.

i wish cigarettes dont cause cancer. (or bronchitis or emphysema or COPD or anything else for that matter).

Nay, you are not doing your job dude. Let me help your poor creativity. Now it goes like this!

I wish to be ugly.

Granted, but it also makes blind! ^.^

Granted, but it changed from a lung problem into a brain problem.

The following poster can make a new wish. I'm out of this.

EDIT: 'make' not 'my', sorry.

I wish there were more hours in the day....

my bad, for not putting my heart into it

granted but u end up marooned in an island and have nothing to do but count the hours.

i wish i become a genius overnight. [im not, i know ]

(couldnt resist it)
u find it, but your conscience doesnt let u sleep for a week that u end up giving it back to me.

i wish i can hang on to it this time.