You wish that you had kamikaze powers and then try them out.
I wish for the best computer game in the world

your wish fulfill, you know so much and become bored...
i wish i could be in two places at the same time...

you accidentally wish for something you don't want and find that you can't unwish it.
I wish for the game Spore

you get it... but for the wrong OS and it's 3.5 floppy format

i wish for a a badger

Your badger readily comes in the mail and you quickley open the box, and to your dismay, you realize that your badger had Ebola, and as you finish prying open the box, it bleeds on your floor, ruining the new carpet that had just been installed 2 weeks before.

I wish for a voice like Joss Stone's.

everyone suddenly really begins to hate everything to do with him
i wish for an imaginary friend

excuse me but Joss Stone is a girl lol



You can work for a living, but then you get injected with the T-Virus and find that you are working for the dead.

I wish to have feeling

You get your wish and all your feelings become your pseudonyms all answering the same forum riddle. AaaHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish there were more real people in this world, seriously!

the world becomes overpopulated
I wish for free internet