These are original quotes from World of Warcraft. I picked the best.

Human Male:
* "Cover for me! I gotta whiz behind a tree."
* "So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?' The parrot says 'Durotar. They've got them all over the place.' "
* "How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree? He paints his hooves red!"

Human Female:
* "Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?"
* "Do you ever feel like you're not in charge of your own destiny, like... you're being controlled by an invisible hand?"
* "Sometimes, I have trouble CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!"

Night Elf Female:
* "You know, I have to keep moving at night. Or I'll disappear!" (In WC3, Shadowmeld was a passive ability and when the night elf would stop moving at night, the ability would be activated.)
Pervert >> * "You know, Wisps are actually pretty useful for personal hygiene."
* "I think guys just use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back."

Night Elf Male:
* "Man, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
* "What? I didn't hear that." (A reference to elves having big ears and thus better hearing.)

Gnome Female:
* "You know... squirrels can be deadly when cornered."
* "I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused."

Gnome Male:
* "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate."
Pervert >> * "You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues."

Dwarf Female:
* "I like my ale like I like my men: Dark and rich."
* "It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' "

Dwarf Male:
* "Hi hooo, hi hooo... ehh, uhh, second verse, same as the first."
* "I don't drink anymore... course, I don't drink any less either!"
* "Oh, I'm just a social drinker. Every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink', I say, 'So shall I'!"

Tauren Female:
* "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."
Pervert >> * "You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother watching over you?"

Tauren Male:
* "I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow, so why am I wearing leather?"
* "Moo. Are you happy now?"
* "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies."

Draenei Male:
* "What do you mean 'there's an octopus on my face'?"
* "You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility, ha!" *Loud noise of metal crashing to the floor*

Draenei Female:
* "Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds just like it is spelled."
* "Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves."

Orc Female:
* "I'm very feminine. And I'll beat the crap out of ANYONE who disagrees!"
* "What's estrogen? Can you eat it?"
* "Get between me and my food, and you'll lose a hand."

Orc Male:
* "I will CRUSH and DESTROY and... ooo... shiny..."
* "It's not easy being green." (reference to a song sung by Kermit the frog)

Troll Female:
* "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. ."
* "Strong halitosis be but one of my feminine traits."

Troll Male:
* "I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool." (Possible reference to an episode of Seinfeld.)
* "I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it."

Blood Elf Female:
* "Ugh I hate Thunder Bluff! You can't find a good burger anywhere."
* "Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either!"

Blood Elf Male:
* "The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication. *farts*"
* "*Sigh* I could really use a scrunchy... yeah, you heard me!"

Undead Forsaken Male:
* "Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind." (A reference to a poem by Sir Edmund Spencer.)
* "Anyone have any odorant? Either 'Wet Dog', 'Fresh Garbage', or 'Low Tide' would do." (A reference to the movie Monsters, Inc.)
* "I can't stand the smell of Orcs."

Undead Forsaken Female:
* "Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real!"
* "I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they FELL OFF!"

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