A veteran police officer decided to take up a new radar post where the department had been getting numerous complaints of speeding drivers. Not even ten minutes after taking this new post he clocked a speeder going 74 in a 45 mph zone!
Walking up to the driver the officer asks for registration and driver's license. Then looking over his glasses at the teenage boy driver the officer states, "Boy, I have been waiting for you all day."
In which the boy replies, "I got here as quick as I could."