Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy" or any common name. I call mine "Sex".

Now Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk, "I would like to have a license for Sex" and he said, "I would, too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like". I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid."

Then I was married and went on my honeymoon and took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and I wanted a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him, "I was planning to have Sex in the contest." He told me I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I wanted to have Sex on TV." He called me a "Show-off."

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then i told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.

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