The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

# 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

# 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

# 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

# 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Don't know about anyone else, but I failed...big time!

I FAILED

Try your answer for 1. with a normal giraffe and a standard fridge and see if it F***ing works.
that's like saying. How do you go to the moon? walk there.
no, doesn't work.

2. you didn't say it was the same refrigerator you said "a refrigerator" meaning it could be any. and same point as 1

4. You drown because the river has a very strong current which i forgot to mention and now feel like mentioning.

now go be a professional

Wow I should copy and paste that.

well now..it's just for fun..don't take things too seriously..lol..xD

i don't understand the question.
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Don't tell me i'm not qualified to be a professional, or i don't think about repercussions or that i don't pay attention or that i do simple things in an over-complicated way if it's just for fun.

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