This letter was
> recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
> Oxford:
>
>
>
> Dear
> Mrs. Murray,
>
>
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the
> Tesco Loyalty Card,
> the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning
> you and your family
> from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
> antics.
>
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all
> verified by our
> surveillance cameras:
>
>
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
> in people's trolleys
> when they weren't looking.
>
>
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
> at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
>
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
> leading to feminine
> products aisle.
>
>
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
> official tone, 'Code 3'
> in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
>
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to
> a carpeted area.
>
>
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
> department and
> told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would
> bring sausages and a
> Calor gas stove.
>
>
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could
> help him, he
> began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just
> leave me alone?'
>
>
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used
> it as a mirror,
> picked his nose, and ate it.
>
>
>
> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen
> knives in the Housewares
> aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
> antidepressants were.
>
>
>
> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,
> loudly humming the
> Mission Impossible' theme.
>
>
>
> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the
> 'Madonna look' using
> different size funnels.
>
>
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
> browsed, yelled 'PICK
> ME!' 'PICK ME!'
>
>
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
> speaker, assumed the
> foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those
> voices again.'
>
>
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
>
>
> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
> waited a while; then
> yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in
> here.'

LMBO! Very funny!

This should be hidden where men can't get any ideas

.5 and .9 lmao, excellent.

This all sounds so familiar...

ROFL!!!! 10, 13, 14, 12, 6, 5, 4 are HILARIOUS!
PS: I can no longer feel my gut!

I know browneyes! These were all from the 334 ways to get kicked out of walmart list!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Numba 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha!!!!! funny!

omfg lmfao!!!