This first one is one I have had for a little bit of time now as my favorite quote on my homepage.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. *

-You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Several parts are missing.

-Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

-I'll never forget you. You are too weird.

-You can't be a figment of my imagination. I would have done a better job.

- Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
hahahaaaaa.. that's the good one!

I never lie. If you ask me "Are you serious," it's an insult to me.

that's mine i made that one up and it's only true

Here's another one for you:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch." ☺

lol gross...

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a penis the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little penis and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and says, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"

lol

lol

Here are some i find cool:

-The river flows frozen. (Actually an awesome song from Eternal Tears 0f Sorrow)

-The coldest chill in the emptiness of reason.

-The nightsky is a miracle of infinitude.

-Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.

-You're not free unless you follow your heart.

-Between tomorrow's dream and yesterday's regret is today's opportunity.

-Everything happens for a reason.

nice qutoes laisa, malissa and nadxxam