Back in the hills a country couple are headed out for their honeymoon riding on two horses. About 200 ft. away from the church, the horse the woman is riding on just stops. After nudging him in the ribs with her heels and everything else she could think of to get him to go and he just wouldn't, she then hops down off of her horse, walks in front of his face and says "That's one" while she holds up one finger in front of him.

She gets back on her horse and they start back off down the road but after about another 200 ft. her horse just stops again. Again, she tries to nudge him with her heels in his ribs but he just refuses to go so once again, she hops down, walks in front of his face, and says "That's two" while she holds up two fingers this time before him.

Again, she gets back on him and they begin down the road again but sure enough, about 200 more ft down the road, the horse just suddenly stops and won't go another step. At this point, the woman hops down off of the horse, reaches into her saddlebag then walks in front of the horse and shoots him dead right in the head.

Her new husband after watching all of this says to her, "Now what is the sense in that?" The new wife turns to her new husband, holds up a finger and says "Dear, that's one."

Kunind, that's one!

LOL, I am just joking around with you.

wow i wont say anything then.......

Have no fear, I wouldn't shoot you down. I am still waiting on that plate of seafood.

I am glad that you enjoyed it. Now Just don't make me count to two.

hehe that's the only i can say here!

Ha,Ha

rofl

LOL! I heard that exact story when I was in 5th grade. By a TEACHER. (Creepy, right?)