I live in a tough area,with all the drug dealings going on The new store on the corner has a new store policy,When buying any item in the store the customer must show proof what they are going to use it for.I went in to buy a can of dog food and the owner told me I must show him a dog before I can buy the can of dog food,so I went home and got my dog and showed the owner,there I said o.k. he said yes,next day I needed to buy cat food and he again told me that I must show him proof of what I'm going to use the cat food for,I was getting tired of this but went home anyways and brought back my cats to show him,he told me to read the new store policies and get with the program.well the next day I got a box and took a poop in it and closed it up and cut a little hole in the top of it,I then went to the store and the owner asked if he could help me,I said yes stick your finger in this box pull it out and smell,he did just that but then yelled its poop,I said theres the proof now give me a roll of toilet paper please...
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