An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

LOL...Now that made me laugh!!!! I also like the other one you posted about the
'dog bowl'.. Brought back memories. I actually served ice cream in my dogs bowl to an old boy friend!! Revenge is sweet!! lol

Thank you Mimibunny...
And what can I say is revenge is sweet...

lol

lolz. good one @ GHOST_EDE....