Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a BESTSELLER ..??..
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Two rules of BOY's Life:
1) They never give lift to any unknown girl..
2)They never think any girl as
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Guy: i like that girl..!!
Friend: Dude, she has a boyfriend..!!!!
Guy: A goal post always got goalkeeper but that doesn't mean you can't hit a goal.
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A kid's LOVE story:
Where ever she kept her foot, i kissed that place, and that idiotic girl told my mom that "Aunt your son is eating MUD " ...
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Height of Laziness:
Boy: dad,pls bring me water..!!
Dad: You come and drink..
Boy: Pls dad
Dad: if you repeat it, i ll come and slap you.
Boy: when you come to slap me, bring the water.
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Distance Sucks
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My Room Is So Far Away
From The Kitchen ...
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Sitting In The Theater,
Ready To Watch A Movie
The BAM ... !!
A Human Giraffe Decides To
Sit In Front Of You ... !!
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Texting These Days:
You: "Hey"
Them: "Hey!"
You: "Watzup?"
Them: "Nothin, You?"
You: "Same."
Them:"Cool."
You: "Yep"
Them: "Lol"
You: "K, L8r Bro."
Them: K ...
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