I think many people like Chuck Norris facts. So I started this thread for everyone to post their favorite facts.
I will start by writing my favorite ones:

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris can kill a living room.

Once, Chuck Norris made a blinking contest with the sun. The next moment, night has come.

CHUCK NORRIS IS AN ACTOR

Chuck Norris as Kate said is just an actor..nothing special about him. All he does is act

I thought he was a martial arts dude.Or whatever you call them.Did any of you watch the commercial where it says it's Chuck Norris approved?

boooo i thought this was funny let this person have his moment!