Last week, a scientific journal published this article:
"Recently a group of english archaeologists reported finding remains of copper wiring buried 10 feet in peat bogs. These remains were dated to around the time of christ, and historians thus concluded that at the time of christ England had a sophisticated telephone network."
"Immediately scottish scientists began the search, and after weeks of hard digging, proudly announced the discovery of copper wiring dating back well before the Roman occupation"
"Not to be outdone, the Irish jumped into action, digging in peat bogs all around the country. After many months of fruitless effort, they reported having found absolutely nothing, therefore concluding that while England and Scotland were still operating with copper wires, Ireland had already gone wireless"